Anyone notice that in Lane's "Holster Update"... there is no update? Just worrisome excuses and apologies.... but he is OUR holster guy... so he's entitled. I'd like to suggest to Lane that he use this quick and easy numbering system to disseminate the status of our holsters. It would go something like this:
1. I promised to start your holster, but the dog ate my homework. I promise to start it again next Tuesday at 3am.
2. I know I said that I WOULD promise to start your holster.... but I promise that I'll remember to start it in the coming month.
3. I told you it was being worked on just to get you off my back for one stinkin' night. Don't call my house again. Please! Mrs. Lane is getting ticked off.
4. It's shipping with the belts. when they're ready. Do you have a spare COTEP buckle?
5. Who are you?
Using this quick and easy method, Lane could easily just post our order number, put in a dash and then 1 through 5 to advise us of our status.
ME? I'll always get a 4 or 5 after my order number. But that's because Lane likes me!
ROFLMBO!!!!
Love ya Lane!
+Michael
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