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DrHenley
10-18-2015, 09:30 PM
You can't make this stuff up funny

LONDON (AP) — A former meerkat expert at London Zoo has been ordered to pay compensation to a monkey handler she attacked with a wine glass in a love spat over a llama-keeper.

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/2371c36fd51d41789532bee499f63ddc/zoo-meerkat-expert-sentenced-over-assault-monkey-handler

http://www.cotep.org/forum/picture.php?albumid=98&pictureid=1046
Sheepdog
10-18-2015, 10:00 PM
funny
sdmc530
10-18-2015, 10:08 PM
WTF.......

funny
milkmanjoe
10-18-2015, 10:29 PM
From the replies.....

"Mr Davies ended up being gay and moved in with the peacock keeper! They bought a small farm in the country side and take care of rescued and abused straight women who love gay men!"

funny funny I love what people write about articles!!!