Snipersnest
12-31-2014, 07:03 AM
A Marine and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Most Marines have a grizzly bear carpet in their room. The bear isn't dead; it's just afraid to move.
The Marines have already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Marine Corps stories.
A Marine can cut through a hot knife with butter.
Death once had a near-Marine experience.
The Marines are the reason why Waldo is hiding.
A Marine can slam a revolving door.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet forUS Marines.
A Marine once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
A Marine once got bit by a rattle snake... After three days of pain and agony... the rattle snake died.
When a Marine does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up; he's pushing the Earth down.
When a Marine throws you into a bottomless pit, you hit the bottom.
A Marine does not sleep. He waits.
A Marine once made a Happy Meal cry.
You never slap a Marine.
A Marine called 911 to order Chinese food and got it...
Guns are warned not to play with the Marines.
A Marine can give aspirin a headache.
Beware
Most Marines have a grizzly bear carpet in their room. The bear isn't dead; it's just afraid to move.
The Marines have already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Marine Corps stories.
A Marine can cut through a hot knife with butter.
Death once had a near-Marine experience.
The Marines are the reason why Waldo is hiding.
A Marine can slam a revolving door.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet forUS Marines.
A Marine once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
A Marine once got bit by a rattle snake... After three days of pain and agony... the rattle snake died.
When a Marine does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up; he's pushing the Earth down.
When a Marine throws you into a bottomless pit, you hit the bottom.
A Marine does not sleep. He waits.
A Marine once made a Happy Meal cry.
You never slap a Marine.
A Marine called 911 to order Chinese food and got it...
Guns are warned not to play with the Marines.
A Marine can give aspirin a headache.
Beware