Exactly. Can't speak about Florida with all the New Yorkers and Jerseyites that move there for retirement... but here in Tennessee, I'd have to be a bit more polite. Why? She/He might just want to see my EDC and compare it to theirs. Almost everyone here in middle TN has a gun.

So maybe.... if SHE (My Doc) asks about my guns, I'll say...

"I'll show you mine if you show me yours"

Yeap, Figured you fellas knew how to handle this nonsense, would be nice if the masses who are moving/retiring there thought that same way.

They can ask, I don't have to answer truthfully or at all.

Nothing as ingenious as pig's.
It was all in the delivery and attitude because I knew where it was headed. I sensed that she was liberal anti-gun.
When asked, I answered "a house full." She looked shocked then asked if I was a cop and my answer was "Yes, but what does it matter. It's my right!"
It got the point across.

Well here in SD doctors don't have to ask...because EVERYBODY carries a gun.

Glad I don't have to deal with any of that nonsense, but, if I did, I'd use pigs response.

Mine has not asked but, if he does I'm also saying "a house full". Or pigs "kiss my ass".

Never had one ask but our peditrition did give me a firearm safety handout. Said they were giving them to all the patients parents. Never been asked by any doctors.

As far as if it were MY doctor:

Doctor- Do you have any firearms?

Me in an exam gown- On me?

Conversation over.