hm. Never been in a Sam's either

Not even close. Walmart is like a Yugo, Costco is like a BMW.

Walmart treats their employees like dirt, poor pay, crap benes and carries cheap crap.

Costco treats their employees well, great pay and benes. Carries quality products

Sam's and Walmart = same crap

Crawl out from under that rock already! funny

pig has a hard enough time navigating Wally World. Could you imagine the carnage and chaos that would ensue if he were to visit a Costco on say a Saturday morning following payday????

Remember the parade scene from Animal House, when D-Day yelled "ramming speed" and tore up the parade with the heavily modified Lincoln Continental? I could see pig doing that with a flat bed cart after getting royally pissed at the people blocking the aisles with their shopping carts while waiting for a free chicken nugget from the sample tables.