Yup ... that old "Stoker Ace" pic is a classic :D

I hope I will one day love them. No hope for the pea shooter, though. Sorry :(

Welcome to the asylum. We are not all like pig, as a matter of fact none of us are like pig. I'm glad you made it over.

Pig obviously can't count

Welcome Barbie. With you, me and shadow we stand a fighting chance.
Mary

Hi Barbie!

Glad to see you made it over! It’s usually stress-free, but with you and Pig here now, it will never be boring!

Welcome Aboard!

Owl

Oh, he'd doubled it many times... just keeps forgetting the zero times zero rule :D

ok, ok....three is still a harem :p

Welcome Barbie! I have to say that I was excited to see old friends here and make some new ones as well. However, I was not expecting such a rigorous probationary evaluation period. Just hang in there and try your best. ;)

Welcome to the forum.

Watch out for this critter. She makes a mean Chicken rice dish that makes training after very difficult. :D

Welcome honey nanner

And you are worst..recipe thieves, you and the Mrs.... :)
It feels good to be here.


Thanks all. I'll do what I can to stay in good graces.... just wish some of you will warn me whom not to p'off around here. :D

Not an issue here...

Barbie we aren't like FCC we allow a lot of kidding on here, however sometimes dapig and milkmanjoe gets carried away so I put them in the corner............

Clyde

Standing in the corner right now.......:(..........hehehe

F*** FCC. I'm tired of hearing about it.

Agreed.

Yes. But how do you really feel about it? :rolleyes:

X2......

I don't think you want me to go there, my friend.

Ain't that dem Federal Communications Comission fellers? :D:mob:

It's not the place.... I'm very skilled in distressing and annoying people..ask milkmanjoe.... ;)

After five years off likker you came along, been loaded ever since...:)

You can find us rotorheads under the table in the corner.

I knew I was good for something. Abstinence brings sourness and ill temper. As diets.

In my case, diets bring new guns :D

And mental instability...wasn't that how you ended in a freaking race challenge or something?? @&$& @&$

Tell us how you really feel about FCC??? :D

Indeed! Would love that topic to just dry up, shrivel, and turn to dust and never be remembered...
:bdh:

Then let's not reply to it and let it die the ugly death it deserves.

It's really this simple, well said Joe.

Welcome from MO!

And now we are back to my "Listen Up" thread

I didn't do it...:cool:

Mike....needs to be "listen up and shut up"...ya know, along those lines....I ain't a author.

This must be about the longest "Welcome" thread we've ever had!!! Men go crazy if there is a female around!

Welocome from Greenville, SC

Bob

Strut tin' their stuff, inadequate as it may be.:p

Gotta go! :mob:

thing is... WE got blamed at the end saying we talk too much..... :D

That's because y'all do. If you're breathin', y'all are talking. However, since talkin' causes the chest to rise and fall, we pretend to listen

Pretty much summed it up right there!

"A woman is just a woman but a cigar is a good smoke." WC Fields :D