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Thank you NAMVET72 for the invite. Thanks to all the other members for the warm welcome.

Welcome to COTEP! From Central, FL

-scott

Hello Doug, Welcome to the forum! As the (as far as I know) only ordained addiction counselor on the premise, I would want you to understand that it took a lot of courage to face down your addiction. Being able to realize that you have a problem with 1911's is the first step to healing from your addiction.

The second step is to remove all instances where you might be tempted to use your drug of choice. In your case... the 1911 operating system. Once again.... I am here to help you through this perilous journey.

You should immediately box up all of your Dan Wesson 1911's and ship them directly to me. Trust me.... this is all for your own good. It is the only way that your addictions to 1911's might go away, and even then... I can't be certain that you won't relapse and want another one. That's the problem with addictions.... "one is too many, and a thousand ain't enough".

So, please.... let me help you help yourself. Again, just send all your 1911's to me.... I promise you'll feel good about yourself.

(Tongue definitely in cheek)
DaFadda

DaFadda ..... Thank you so much for your willingness to help with my problem. I have a second affliction the is somewhat related ........ lack of funds. If you would be so kind, please forward $500.00 to cover shipping I will gladly forward the 1911's. Thanks again for your willingness to help.

(Tongue also in cheek)
Doug

Abandon all hope you who enter here . I have a better deal for you . I'll pay the postage if you ship all those near worthless DWs to me .
Seriously , I will dispose of them in a humane way . They will be shot till they stop

Thanks for the generous offer arley but I don't think I could handle the withdrawal at this time. Will let you know if I change my mind.
On a serious note .... I have admired your work both bere and on the other forum. You do great work.

Welcome to the forum from the West coast of Arizona