Courts ruling ....
 

.... Florida doctors can ask patients about guns.
http://www.fox35orlando.com/news/236242327-story

It does not mean I have to answer their questions or engage in discussion. I always reserve the right to shut up.

My understanding is that it's a hollow victory. They can ask, but you can simply refuse to answer. They aren't permitted to draw any conclusion from your refusal to answer, nor put any indication on your records, as such. I guess we'll see how that shakes out.

Then again, you can always "Just say no!" :D

And patients can lie all they want

Doctor: do you own guns?
Me: when was the last time you blew a midget cowboy?
Doctor: I'm offended, and has nothing to do with this appointment
Me: exactly. Kiss my ass

Crazy is

A pediatrician asked me that once. Only once.

Lmao.... funny

Ooohh. Please explain Sir.

My doctor asked me..... once