I have came to the conclusion
 

That if "50 Shades of Gray" had been about a redneck in a trailer park instead of a billionare, it would have been on "Cops" instead of the big screen.

Carry on

If that was real, that guy would be dead.

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you read 50 Shades of Gray???

isn't that a chick book?:D

never said I read it. I see 50 shades or gray (or blue) hair on the road every day here

I have no idea what the book or movie are about

What is amazing is the hypocrisy of it all.

If a guy watches or reads porn, women think he's a perv. Yet these same women will read this book and watch this movie and thats ok ??? WTF??? Hehehehe

That woman has all the books. I told here to keep the mommy porn (and any nefarious ideas gleaned form it) in her cave

You can sleep better if that works like you want it to.! :eek:

The movie was not as good as the trilogy (I pre-ordered tickets to opening night), but it was definitely worth seeing. They are going to start filming the second one this summer. The only issue I had with it is that I didn't picture Jamie Dornan as Christian. They should have picked a more good looking guy like Eric from True Blood.

Magic Mike 2 is opening in July. I can't wait :D

See ^^^^^ this is exactly what I'm talking about!!! funny

Pfftttt....the movie is nothing like the redtube (or insert website here) that you men watch. Very romantic, especially when he plays the piano for her. funny

See you should be glad Pig invited me, now you know how great the movie is. :D You're welcome.

I don't know 'bout that, seems us farmers have an interest.....

http://www.retailhellunderground.com...creening-.html

What is this "red tube" you speak of? :confused:

I believe it is a heterosexual porn site. Something you would not be familiar with :p

So what you're saying is that there's no chimps with banana's to see???

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I've been here less than a week and I think you people are starting give me nightmares funny

yep, some of us cough cough pig cough cough Ellison that have that effect on women. :D

They have that effect on most living creatures..:p

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I would imagine so funny

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Ally if they give you nightmares without ever meeting them, just imagine what would happen if you did .

Probably a massive coronary,

Clyde

The memories of meeting pig or I would be life long............nanner

I'm sure his ex wives would agree

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Namvet I agree..Good think I moved away from pig in Florida! :D

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Even weirder, Ellison, is that this was subjugation stuff. Try talking THAT to women. And then they want to watch it? Go figure.

Rick