Floriduh Possum
 

Opossum breaks into a Fort Walton Beach liquor store, breaks open a bottle of whiskey and gets plastered.

http://www.ajc.com/news/possum-break...kIbTMs6VpTayM/

http://www.cotep.org/forum/picture.p...&pictureid=888

Gee.... I wonder if he ended up with a purple pe...... uhhhh.... Nevermind! :D

It was a she possum, so..

http://www.cotep.org/forum/picture.p...&pictureid=888

We got some meanass possum. I shot one on the porch with a .44 and it hissed at me. Took 3 shots

I like them.
If they are alcohol fans? I'd love them.
I also like raccoons.
Still, loving them and all, can't stop wondering after a drink how good they would taste...

Marinaded from the inside out!

Eww.... those are some nasty rodents.

Marsupials.

More closely related to kangaroos than rats.

http://www.cotep.org/forum/picture.p...&pictureid=888

Raccoon might be good eating but possums are disgusting! They’ll eat a diseased ear off of another possum!!!

This story made the big time! It was featured on today's "Florida Man" segment of the Dana Loesch Radio show!

nanner

Only in Florida. ..

They are not. Cleaner and healthier than they look. Safe from rabbies and many other deseases. Just like to look nasty. Pretty much like the Pig. :)

...from phone

Hey now...

only difference is they are marsupials and sometimes trainable while you.......

Wanna go campin?

A boozer Flossum ... :facepalm:

I have a feeling the answer is NO! But keep trying buddy, ya never know, the lady might have a momentary lapse of reason one day and say yes?