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DrHenley

10-18-2015 09:30 PM

"The best first sentence of a news report, ever"

You can't make this stuff up funny

Quote:

LONDON (AP) — A former meerkat expert at London Zoo has been ordered to pay compensation to a monkey handler she attacked with a wine glass in a love spat over a llama-keeper.

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/2371c...monkey-handler

http://www.cotep.org/forum/picture.p...pictureid=1046

Sheepdog

10-18-2015 10:00 PM

funny

sdmc530

10-18-2015 10:08 PM

WTF.......

funny

milkmanjoe

10-18-2015 10:29 PM

From the replies.....

"Mr Davies ended up being gay and moved in with the peacock keeper! They bought a small farm in the country side and take care of rescued and abused straight women who love gay men!"

funny funny I love what people write about articles!!!

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