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Love this too! 10 Commandments for My Daughter's Potential Boyfriends
 

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I. Thou shall understand that your presence doesn't make me happy. And know this: I've got a PI doing a background check on you at this moment.

II. Thou had better have a life. I have worked my butt off providing a good life for my daughter; therefore, you better have one, Spanky.

III. Thou shall not touch my daughter. If you do, I'll smash your hands and your mommy will have to help you get your Justin Bieber haircut.

IV. Thou shall look me in the eye and shake my hand like a man. And turn off your damn cell phone.

V. Thou shall understand that you are a boy talking to a man. Do not gush around me or attempt to read me an entry from your journal. I'm not Oprah. I am a Neanderthal.

VI. Thou shall know that our family is old school. Do not even think about approaching me with liberal, hippie, agnostic, atheistic, anti-American or tree-humping bull crap.

VII. Thou shall know that I like cool and expensive gifts. You'd be shrewd to approach me like the three wise men did Baby Jesus, namely with gold, frankincense and myrrh.

VIII. Thou shall understand that if you're dumb enough to tell me a dirty joke, I'm comfortable enough with kicking your ass.

IX. Thou shall keep your word. If you say you're going to do something, then I expect you to do it.

X. Thou shall memorize commandments I - IX. Yep, your best bet, home slice, is to both memorize and practice these commandments because I am Dad Almighty!

Very welcoming! :D

I had one that said we don't dial 911, got it as a gift. Wife was not a fan and made me put it on the deck instead of the front door. silly girls

An alarm sign works much better as a deterrent, without having to advertise there's likely a stash of arms within.

No thanks,

Not here it doesn't. Having an alarm doesn't work either. Burglars recognize that there is a delay between the monitoring station, calling the police, and their response. They're usually in and out with your valuables before the police arrive.
Best deterrent is a dog in my experience.

I agree with Tony, a dog is the best deterrence. Doesn't have to be a nasty one either. The noise of a barking dog is enough to send the guy to someone elses house. That said, I DO like the welcome mat, and.... my wife would make me put it on the back deck too!

DaFadda

funny funny

Ya, right.

The new scam nowadays, if for the BG to go up to your alarm sign, get the name and number of the company and then pretend to be a company rep when you open the door.

Alarm signs are worthless, even though we have one...albeit with a functioning alarm system.

My brother has it as a sign similar to an alarm company sign. That said the better solution is not advertising you have something worth coming in for, a couple dogs and window blinds.

And a neighbor like Joe Horn wouldn't hurt either.

I think I will just get a "warning land mines" sign for the front yard....that should do it.