Marine Corps Facts
 

A Marine and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Most Marines have a grizzly bear carpet in their room. The bear isn't dead; it's just afraid to move.

The Marines have already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Marine Corps stories.

A Marine can cut through a hot knife with butter.

Death once had a near-Marine experience.

The Marines are the reason why Waldo is hiding.

A Marine can slam a revolving door.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet forUS Marines.

A Marine once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

A Marine once got bit by a rattle snake... After three days of pain and agony... the rattle snake died.

When a Marine does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up; he's pushing the Earth down.

When a Marine throws you into a bottomless pit, you hit the bottom.

A Marine does not sleep. He waits.

A Marine once made a Happy Meal cry.

You never slap a Marine.

A Marine called 911 to order Chinese food and got it...

Guns are warned not to play with the Marines.

A Marine can give aspirin a headache.

Beware

Good stuff. :D

What's a Marine? :D

A Marine is a big green amphibious monster that thrives on chicken sh!t.

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Be afraid. Be very afraid :p

I'm not afraid of Marines because I would never ever get on their bad side. ;)

Good point sir, but always bear in mind that when man children play someone always gets hurt, often innocent bystanders who were minding their own business when the spit hit the fan. Marines at play should be required, when drinking, to carry "@$$ CLOWN" signs with them. Just saying.:)

Perfect, with a giant cloud of smoke and flying chairs n stuff in the background as fair warning that the end of rationality is immanent. :D