"The best first sentence of a news report, ever"
You can't make this stuff up 
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LONDON (AP) — A former meerkat expert at London Zoo has been ordered to pay compensation to a monkey handler she attacked with a wine glass in a love spat over a llama-keeper.
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http://bigstory.ap.org/article/2371c...monkey-handler
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"That rifle hanging on the wall of the working class flat or laborer's cottage is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there."
- George Orwell
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