Gentlemen, lets leave the plastic where it belongs.

's bedside pump drawer.
this is what a real gun looks like. sexy, sleek, all steel. comfortable in the hand and on your hip. caliber? why 45 of course. because shooting them twice is silly.
this is what a man carries, when y'all are done playing with the GI Joe guns then step inside and Mr. Browning will fit you for some balls.
sorry, couldn't help myself.