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Originally Posted by Riverpigusmc
Doctor: do you own guns?
Me: when was the last time you blew a midget cowboy?
Doctor: I'm offended, and has nothing to do with this appointment
Me: exactly. Kiss my ass
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Exactly. Can't speak about Florida with all the New Yorkers and Jerseyites that move there for retirement... but here in Tennessee, I'd have to be a bit more polite. Why? She/He might just want to see my EDC and compare it to theirs. Almost everyone here in middle TN has a gun.
So maybe.... if SHE (My Doc) asks about my guns, I'll say...
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours"
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