So after 5 year search my MIL finally purchased a house....one mile from mine.  She is getting off the farm for a better quality of living for retirement.  Kaden is really excited to have gmp and gpa so close but me....meh.  I liked having a 2 hour bumper from family.    
Its a good deal really but just in case I have been digging a moat and working with 

 for some gators.