Okay, so I'll play.
Went to the gun show yesterday. Took a friend just to look around a pickup stuff. We each got a 1000 rounds of 5.56 and a 6 pack of 30 round Pmags, because why mama always asks... BECAUSE you can never have much I tell her. She knows better than to ask that question.

Anyway I introduced my friend Bob to my friend Ed he owns Salish Knives...

Bob started looking around and I watched his eyes start to glaze over, Ed does some amazing work. I had asked him about making me a Damascus carving set about 6 months ago. Well he brought me a carving knife and a chefs chopper. Carver has a rose wood handle and the chopper is ebony with a copper hilt. The balance is perfect and you can shave with either one of them. Bob wanted the chopper, I said ok and Ed said if I liked the carver he will make me a matching fork. I can hardly wait.