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I think it is ironic that one of the pirates who were forced to leave his lucrative pirate job went back to his low paying job as a security guard until things cool down a bit and the ships are not as heavily protected. Then he will go back to his lucrative pirate job.

I would love to have seen how that interview went.

Interviewer- do you have any experience?

Ex-pirate- Yes I looted peoples goods and held thier crew for ransom. I will be excellent at protecting your goods and your employees safety.

Interviewer- excellent can you start on Monday?

Ex-pirate- Argh. I mean yes see you then. Do I bring my own. AK47 or do you have one for me?

Interviewer- you get a night stick and a polyester uniform.

Ex-pirate- This job already sucks. See you Monday.