[Snipersnest]

A Marine and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Most Marines have a grizzly bear carpet in their room. The bear isn't dead; it's just afraid to move.

The Marines have already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Marine Corps stories.

A Marine can cut through a hot knife with butter.

Death once had a near-Marine experience.

The Marines are the reason why Waldo is hiding.

A Marine can slam a revolving door.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet forUS Marines.

A Marine once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

A Marine once got bit by a rattle snake... After three days of pain and agony... the rattle snake died.

When a Marine does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up; he's pushing the Earth down.

When a Marine throws you into a bottomless pit, you hit the bottom.

A Marine does not sleep. He waits.

A Marine once made a Happy Meal cry.

You never slap a Marine.

A Marine called 911 to order Chinese food and got it...

Guns are warned not to play with the Marines.

A Marine can give aspirin a headache.

Beware