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You can't get any more*accurate than**this!* This is straight forward country thinking.. by* Jeff Foxworthy * * * * * * * * Which side of the fence? If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test! * If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.* If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.* * If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.* * If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.* If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.* * If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.* If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.* * If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.* A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down. * If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.* A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. * If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.* If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his. Sent from my HTC6500LVW using Tapatalk
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Pretty Accurate!
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1911 Pistols can be additive! ![]() COTEP CBOB0586 No freeman shall be debarred the use of arms. Thomas Jefferson “Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes... Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.” Thomas Jefferson ![]() |
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Yup, what he said ^^^^.
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Zactly mang.
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the truth be told...
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CBOB0716 "The most basic right that we have emanates from our Creator and it is that unalienable right to life. We stand firmly on the principle that from conception until the last breath is drawn, life is sacred.” Political Correctness is a doctrine, recently fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and promoted by a sick mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end! |
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