I think this might be OK!

[Gatorade]

Maybe it's my Libertarian streak showing but while I wear my pants firmly at the waist, I really could care less where or how others wear theirs unless flesh is showing.

Mandate appearance and dress and who know what others may want to mandate that I may care a little more about. Let society take care of it, ridicule, and seperation will work faster than laws from da man!