The Fence Test

[douglas_knott]

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You can't get any more*accurate than**this!*
This is straight forward country thinking.. by*
Jeff Foxworthy
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Which side of the fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the
fence you sit on, this is a great test!
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If a Republican doesn't like guns,
he doesn't buy one.* If a Democrat doesn't
like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.*
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If a Republican is a vegetarian,
he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian,
he wants all meat products banned
for everyone.*
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If a Republican is homosexual,
he quietly leads his life.* If a Democrat is
homosexual, he demands legislated respect.*
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If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks
about how to better his situation.* If a Democrat
is down-and-out he wonders who is going to
take care of him.*
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If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host,
he switches channels.* A Democrat demands
that those they don't like be shut down.
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If a Republican is a non-believer,
he doesn't go to church.* A Democrat non-believer
wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
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If a Republican decides he needs health care, he
goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job
that provides it.* If a Democrat decides he needs
health care, he demands that the rest of us pay
for his.

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