Appendix Carry

[Thedragonslayer]

Originally Posted by BlackKnight

All right. here's one. First off, as soon as we get called out and told it's a groin shot we immediately suspect it's self-inflicted. So far all this year have been.
Also, we have a great relationship with the trauma nurses and doctors and they gives us a very accurate description of angles and trajectories.
As was the case with this one. The female doctor who described it did as follows; "the round entered the base of the penis, traveled along it's length and exited the head". In essence deflowering himself.
Oh, and it was a .45 caliber round.

OUCH!!!

"How was your day, honey?"

"Well dear, I blew my penis off!"

"Sorry dear"