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#1
12-31-2014, 07:03 AM
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Marine Corps Facts
A Marine and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Most Marines have a grizzly bear carpet in their room. The bear isn't dead; it's just afraid to move. The Marines have already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life. Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Marine Corps stories. A Marine can cut through a hot knife with butter. Death once had a near-Marine experience. The Marines are the reason why Waldo is hiding. A Marine can slam a revolving door. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet forUS Marines. A Marine once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes. A Marine once got bit by a rattle snake... After three days of pain and agony... the rattle snake died. When a Marine does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up; he's pushing the Earth down. When a Marine throws you into a bottomless pit, you hit the bottom. A Marine does not sleep. He waits. A Marine once made a Happy Meal cry. You never slap a Marine. A Marine called 911 to order Chinese food and got it... Guns are warned not to play with the Marines. A Marine can give aspirin a headache. Beware
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12-31-2014, 08:20 AM
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A Marine is a big green amphibious monster that thrives on chicken sh!t.
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CBOBO555 If You Run, You'll Only Die Tired U.S.M.C. Combat Vet 64-68 Kentucky Colonel Retired Motor Officer
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#5
12-31-2014, 08:44 AM
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Eeeeeyup
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CBOB0716 "The most basic right that we have emanates from our Creator and it is that unalienable right to life. We stand firmly on the principle that from conception until the last breath is drawn, life is sacred.” Political Correctness is a doctrine, recently fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and promoted by a sick mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end!
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#7
12-31-2014, 10:21 AM
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Be afraid. Be very afraid
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NRA Life Member Wilson Combat CQB Kimber Tactical Pro II S&W J-Frame .38 ect " I don't own the clothes I'm wearin', and the road goes on forever "  There's a gator in the bushes, and it's calling my name... COTEP #523
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