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Old 10-18-2015, 09:30 PM
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LONDON (AP) — A former meerkat expert at London Zoo has been ordered to pay compensation to a monkey handler she attacked with a wine glass in a love spat over a llama-keeper.
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/2371c...monkey-handler

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