I am scared!!

[Horse'nround]

Originally Posted by sdmc530

but but but I am so irresistible, I just can't turn it off.

PSssssssT.... , your delusional side is peeking out there buddy.

Originally Posted by Caleb

You are screwed.

Affable Roachboy. But not entirely correct, I don't believe he's been chipped yet or wears a dog collar off duty... Do you ??** And you can always pull an extra shift or do security at Dunkin' D's...
** this would be a side of you we haven't seen yet, I mean besides the getting naked and parading around town in body paint on yer 10 speed...

Originally Posted by sdmc530

This I am not actually worried about. They really are super good people and very respectful. I am more concerned that I will be expected and voluntold by my bride to be their handyman, gutter cleaner, snow mover, etc slave. That will be an issue at some point I fear. But of course my wife will say I am wrong.

DUDE! ??? Were you not present at your wedding??? You signed up for this. STOP whining and think positively! Look at all the negotiating points for new tool-oys you can acquire. The possibilities are limited only by you and your big mopey lower lip. Why in a few years you could find yourself out in the backyard with a loading room in the new manshack with a 6x Gator snowplow parked out front. not to mention the cot and lil'electric heater.
But don't fret they'll let you back in the house on holidays... hehehehe.
Yes you are wrong, you (like the rest of us with testicles) were born wrong. Get over it, press on and keep doing the right things for wife and family.

Originally Posted by boatdoc

as long as the MIL is NOT Marie Barone.. you should survive..good luck GOOD LORD JUST SHOOT ME NOW!! Man, that's just mean...

BTW MIL visiting= more range time-- you win!

Sorry, but I can't make this equation work. The variables are astronomical kinda like solving PV=nRT.