Adventures with a new tool

[Grouse]

Originally Posted by DaFadda

On a more fun note..... I know the neighborhood where Aaron lives, and I can only imagine what the neighbor's reaction will be when a deer in his backyard takes a hit that doesn't quite put him down.

Imagine, if you will.... the calm, bambi and Obama loving mother with 3 small children that attend the local Montessori school sees Aaron chasing a deer with one or more arrows in its side across her manicured front lawn. The shot wasn't perfect, so the deer tries to make for the brush....

Of course.... we have to add that Aaron MUST be dressed in camo (so bambi loving mother won't recognize him). The deer stumbles several times before dropping in the middle of her flower bed, wheezing out the last strains of breath. Aaron then proceeeds to gut the deer right there in the flower garden, all the while exclaiming "The blood is good for your roses! The blood is good for your roses!".... Her three children screaming for their Montessori teachers who never prepared them for this, hide under the bed because the mean bambi killer is on the front lawn.

Shortly after Aaron drags the carcass onto his pickup, then hangs it off the kid's swingset.... the local police pull up to the neighbor's house.

Don't laugh too much. This may be a fun filled fantasy where you live, but Connecticut? Probably closer to reality!

+Michael

The thing about that is, i have one neighbor that is asking me to deal with the turkeys when they roost in her yard and her trees.